Even more than a novel, I'd be first in line to buy multiple copies of a collection of your original stories! Ever since you mentioned it in that thread on GB, I've been pining for it. Haha. Lulu is a terrific company, you know. Easy to use. Fun even. Imagine the killer cover! Imagine the witty title! Imagine getting someone to write an embarrassingly praise-filled foreword! (bet Paul Di Filippo would do it! Betcha!) Imagine the ego-boost! Imagine!