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[dreamer_easy]

Thanks for all the happies, folks! In return, here's a paragraph from Watching the English that gave me a fit of much-needed giggles:

"Just the other night, at a dinner party, I listened to two Labrador-owners capping each others' stories of the items their dogs had eaten or destroyed: 'It wasn't just shoes and ordinary things, mine used to eat mobile phones.' 'Well, mine chewed a whole HiFi system to bits!' 'Mine ate a Volvo!' (How do you top that, I wondered: Mine ate a helicopter? Mine ate the QE2?)"

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[jvowles.livejournal.com]

My cat routinely causes rifts in the space-time continuum.

And don't get me started about the universe-in-a-bottle. No matter where I put it, she manages to find the damned thing.