I bet they turn that thing on and drain the electric energy of all of Switzerland, and nothing happens. Except pissing everyone in Switzerland off, making them never turn the damn thing on again. And make scientists cry because they wasted so much money on it.

Or... we get Bizarro-Switzerland, which goes from being Neutral in all world affairs to being a force that takes over the entire Earth in one day with it's brand new supercollider weapon... :(

I want to see scientists crying. Don't you?