...the surprising headline "Nurses to train as sex assault experts"...
Reminds me of school - one of my biology teachers doubled as a psychology teacher as well. One morning, she asked the Librarian if there were any books on child abuse on the shelves. The Librarian looked a bit askance at this, and so Miss Harris elaborated:
"I'm thinking of taking it up as a hobby!"
As she was only 4'11", we decided that she'd have to go for the under-fours for any kind of advantage...