Ah, another sneak attack from that rare specimen known as Crocodilia cuddlensis. An little-known evolutionary offshoot from the reptile family, this species displays soft acrylic fur and bendable felt teeth. Thus its propensity to sequester itself in backpacks and leap out at its unsuspecting victims typically results in nonfatal consequences for the prey, although the expression of abject terror on this particular victim's face argues caution in handling this particular animal.

Or maybe not.