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dreamer_easy) wrote2005-11-03 02:10 pm
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Great thinkers over the ages must surely have tackled this question. In Genesis, why does God create male and female animals (and plants, for that matter), but at first, only a male human being?
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2. Making all those male and female beasts, birds and fish wore Him out. He only had enough mojo left for a man.
3. You expect Him to think of everything?
4. He thought the guy could get by just wanking, and that way He'd save half the cost of upkeep.
5. Hot man on sheep action was the original plan. It was only after a while that God realized this wasn't going to result in any children, and he'd have to keep creating another man every 50 years or so.
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I ain't no biblical scholar or nuthin' but didn't Adam have to ask for Eve to be created? Shouldn't God have seen that one coming?
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No, really, I think it had a lot to do with having the first human being experience aloneness. I mean, even walking with God every day, Adam still wanted someone like him--it just took him a while to figure it out. When we're alone, we appreciate the world around us; when we're finally with others, we appreicate them and the world more by virtue of their presenece.
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Sorry - That was a very sad geeky Genesis comment - but I had to go and play the album after seeing the icon and the songs going round and round in my head
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:o)
David.