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[dreamer_easy]

Tim woke us up with copious, unproductive retching, which soon produced a crumbled bit of tinfoil. The little devil had got into my cheese paste triangles yesterday, but I didn't realise he'd manage to ingest part of one of the wrappers. Once he'd got it out of his system he was instantly his normal springy self and started chirping for his breakfast. I keel heem.

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[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

I had a good laugh at this one. It was your final line that did it. Thank you :)

[kitzen-kat.livejournal.com]

Blimey! That Frank should come with a warning label.

Then again, I have a toddler who tries to play with and eat our Siamese's toys.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Dairylea! I used to inhale the stuff when I was a kid. Here of course it's called Laughing Cow, which just makes me think of Mad Cow and then Kreutzfeld-Jacob's disease, and that just totally ruins my childhood memories. Boo.

*uses appropriate ikon*