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[dreamer_easy]

Reading about embryos and such at the moment for Quiet Game. Some of the questions this stuff provokes is like messing around with the rules in a role-playing game: when two embryos fuse spontaneously fuse to form a single chimeric individual, as occasionally happens, how many souls does the resulting human being have?

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[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Joshu

Freq: Unique
Attacks / Damage: 1 / 1-6 (staff)

[stevencaldwell.livejournal.com]

Mahakala - The Great Black One

Freq: Unique
Attacks/Damage: 6/1-3
Alignment: Chaotic empty

Now do Kuan Yin and Jesus. I dare ya!

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Kuan Yin

Freq: Omnipresent
No. of Attacks: 10,000
Hear noise: 100%


Jesus

Armour Class: 9
Alignment: Chaotic good
Size: M
Special Defenses:

... no, you're right, I can't do it.

[jvowles.livejournal.com]

Jesus is possible using the Avatar stats from 2nd edition Deities & Demigods.

STR: 14 DEX: 16 CON: 20
INT: 20 WIS: 25 CHR: 25

AC: -3 (robes, dex, special ability)

Effecive class: Priest(Cleric) 18/23
HP: (special, see below)
Alignment: NG (Lawful tendencies, but very forgiving)
Special Abilities:
* Lay Hands (as paladin of same level) at will
* Summon Faithful (d12 apostles) 2x per day. Apostles are generally high level clerics
* Atonement (at will) - removes stigma associated with alignment transgressions (sin)
* Summon Flock - 1x day, can summon 10d10 sheep as a distraction/obstruction
* Advanced Carpentry - Jesus is a skilled carpenter
* Limited Omniscience: In corporeal form, Jesus cannot be flanked, surprised, caught flat-footed, or backstab/sneak-attacked. This grants him an effective +8 to armor class. In addition, he acts first each round if he wishes.
* Personal Resurrection: If slain, Jesus returns three days later, having gained 5 levels.
* Psionics: Jesus is capable of deploying all psionic skills.

Jesus does not engage in combat, preferring instead to work subtly. His divine status means that he is extremely hard to hit -- he simply knows where not to be. He is extremely hardy, due to divine heritage and a life spent walking, wandering deserts, and performing physical labor.

If forced into combat, Jesus summons his flock to protect him, or requests the aid of his apostles (who have no problem with combat on his behalf). When directly in the presence of their Saviour, Apostles are +4 to attack, damage, saving throws, and armor class.

At approximately 33 years of age, Jesus is captured and killed by the Romans, fulfilling a divine prophecy. If encountered before this time, he simply cannot be killed or even wounded severely. After this time, he also gains the ability to planeshift twice per day.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell for that, and I'm coming with you.

[outsdr.livejournal.com]

He needs some sort of Transmutation power... water into wine, duplication of loaves and fishes... Limited Telekinesis or Elemental powers to enable walking on water... ooo, he was able to calm storms, too.

Screw D&D, I want Jesus to be on my Champions Superhero team!