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[dreamer_easy]

http://groups.google.com/group/talk.bizarre/msg/e1b37d0f68b9cb7e

"The Terrible Fate of Kate's Novels" by me (talk.bizarre, 12 October 2005)

"Blue Box"
Was crushed by rocks.

"So Vile A Sin"
Fell into the bin.

The rest of my books
Were eaten by chooks
(Except "Room With No Doors"
Which was eaten by Jaws.)

The end
By me

Comments

[jvowles.livejournal.com]

You know that "Jaws" doesn't rhyme with "doors" at all, right?

I mean, in *civilized* parts of the world.


"Left Handed Hummy"
was cursed by a mummy.

"Return of the Dad"
Got burnt up real bad.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

*imagines this poem with Edward Gorey-esque illustrations*

[outsdr.livejournal.com]

I expected at least one of them was going to be eaten by dingos. I'm sadly disappointed.

[deja-nu.livejournal.com]

"Vampire Science"
Got pissed upon

(not particularly) poetically pleasing, but factual at least.

I got given that very copy of the book a couple of years ago. I feel that I should present you with it when I finally make it to Oz. It feels the right thing to do.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Man, the book isn't worth that much on Ebay, throw it out.