Fun with refugees

Check out Australia's solitary confinement cells for troublesome asylum seekers.

In unrelated news, does young Bobby Fischer look like Christopher Eccleston or what?

HP laffs

You must read cleolinda's awesome and much-quoted parody of Prisoner of Azkaban.

I also recommend _hdcomic's cartoon general outline of all HP books/movies . ("Lucius fans pretend Lucius somehow works into all this and slash him with everyone. Snape fans want to cuddle their wittle abused baby.")

Not HP-related, but LOL-funny: Measure Your Chess Aggressiveness.

Signs your antidepressant is working

You sit down at the bus stop and start to get out your ticket. One of your shopping bags topples over, smashing a bottle of sesame oil. At this moment your bus pulls up. You:

(a) Suffer paralysis.
(b) Crave death.
(c) Curse God.
(d) Clean up the worst of the broken glass, secreting it in a large tupperware container you've just purchased, inform the shopkeeper, and wait for the next bus.

I'd like as many translations of "I believe my capsicum has become permeated with sesame oil" as possible, please. (ETA: People, I am in awe of you.)

Wee little puppet author

A week late! That's another ten bucks for Amnesty. I'd love to do some more of these when I'm not struggling with novel outlines.

( 1000 words of the Fifth Doctor, Tegan, and Turlough )

... for the kindly and patient warinbabylon. Cheers!