A red-headed Psychon named Maya
Set everyone's trousers on fire.
Then, with a "ping",
She turned into a Thing...
... the writers could *not* have been higher.
A chap with a dick like a tree
Decided to try LSD.
Sadly the acid
Has rendered him flaccid.
Well, don't look for pity from me!
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Who turned out to be just a rotter
With estrogen lacking
He sent granger packing
and decided that Snape was far hotter.
That's the only one I can remember, but I made up a shameful amount of those during a sport lesson last year. >.
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*brain struggling noises*
Harry Potter! You should not have thoughts
Of what Severus keeps in his shorts!
He's a terrible cad
Who's as old as your dad -
And he's got a bad dose of Hogwarts!
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has made a LiveJournalesque blunder
'Twas quite unforeseen
She'd created a meme
Now who'll cut and paste it, I wonder?
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(I say, that's rather good!)
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