A red-headed Psychon named Maya
Set everyone's trousers on fire.
Then, with a "ping",
She turned into a Thing...
... the writers could *not* have been higher.
A chap with a dick like a tree
Decided to try LSD.
Sadly the acid
Has rendered him flaccid.
Well, don't look for pity from me!
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