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[dreamer_easy]

John Simm sex dream #2. Much of which was exciting Life on Mars action in the style of a video game, with Sam Tyler and self doing kung fu vs villain on unicycle. (Sam shot at baddies' car while shouting "Bang! Bang! Bang!" Bunch of tough-looking guys arrive while we're under siege and I ask him "Ours or theirs"? "Ours," he replies, and we are saved.) Tragic romance involved incredibly complex thing where Mr Simm could turn into his sister (?!) whom it turned out my brother had once dated. But we both knew it was doomed because this couldn't possibly be real. Broken-hearted, I was driven home by my dad in an awesome red convertible (after the usual dreamly public transport difficulties).

WHERE THE BLOODY HELL WAS MR GLENISTER DURING ALL THIS I ASK YOU?! *bangs brane in hopes of getting it working properly*

The sleep doctor explained that antidepressants push your REM sleep closer to morning, which is why you remember all this malarkey in such vivid detail.

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[fred-god-of.livejournal.com]

I never knew that about antidepressents, I always wondered why I remember everything so well.

[th-esaurus.livejournal.com]

The sleep doctor explained that antidepressants push your REM sleep closer to morning, which is why you remember all this malarkey in such vivid detail.

!!!

I always thought my emo pills made me have crazy dreams. Now I know that I've always had them, I just remembered them better.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

SO CRAZY

[leyenn.livejournal.com]

I never knew that about my happy pills either. I was told once they might make me have vivid dreams, but I didn't know that was why. Sadly none of mine are quite so exciting (I think last night's involved my entire family for some reason trying to rent costumes in a shop that only rented huge paintings, and also trying to buy two Wii's and fit them into a red convertible. Oi.)

[dameruth.livejournal.com]

Well, hell, at least Simm bothered to show up. I wouldn't complain too much if he showed up in my dreams unaccompanied . . . ;)

[di-sam-tyler.livejournal.com]

Guns work much better if you yell 'bang' while you're shooting them.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

In the dream, you were shooting dozens of times into the bad guys' black car, which was beating a hasty retreat. Some other bad guys looked on, astonished. You turned to them, and, by way of explanation, said "Bang bang bang".

[di-sam-tyler.livejournal.com]

*nods sagely*

Psychological warfare. Never waste bullets when you can just psych out the villains you're chasing.