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dreamer_easy ([personal profile] dreamer_easy) wrote2009-08-11 03:15 pm
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Dark Energy EXPLAINED

Guys you guys - I know why the expansion of the universe is accelerating!

IT'S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM CAT POOS

[identity profile] karjack.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes. The stench that transcends time-space.

[identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't dare go in the back room in case there's a 456 lurking out there.

[identity profile] karjack.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
They spoke through the children, but what they did through the cats was truly horrifying.

[identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing*

[identity profile] antikythera.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Spay and neuter your pets -- maybe we can ensure a Big Crunch and recycled universe for the future, instead of a cold eternal expansion.

[identity profile] browneyedgirl65.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, the notion that there is a cat litter box at the center of the universe...

...seems entirely appropriate...

[identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com 2009-08-11 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It would explain the early universe's sudden inflation: it got its first whiff of the box.

[identity profile] hergrace.livejournal.com 2009-08-12 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLZ! Have you seen our cat pan??? (this is why I had kids -- *someone* has to clean the catpan.)