Dark Energy EXPLAINED

[dreamer_easy]

Guys you guys - I know why the expansion of the universe is accelerating!

IT'S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM CAT POOS

Comments

[karjack.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. The stench that transcends time-space.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

I don't dare go in the back room in case there's a 456 lurking out there.

[karjack.livejournal.com]

They spoke through the children, but what they did through the cats was truly horrifying.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

Spay and neuter your pets -- maybe we can ensure a Big Crunch and recycled universe for the future, instead of a cold eternal expansion.

[browneyedgirl65.livejournal.com]

You know, the notion that there is a cat litter box at the center of the universe...

...seems entirely appropriate...

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

It would explain the early universe's sudden inflation: it got its first whiff of the box.

[hergrace.livejournal.com]

LOLZ! Have you seen our cat pan??? (this is why I had kids -- *someone* has to clean the catpan.)