Have rewritten short story The Sign and hammered out a rough scene for Burning Room. Lessee, what's next in the queue? Write the other nine-tenths of She Sells Sky and then get onto Eating and Explosions. Gosh, I'm so busy! Be nice if I could bleeping SLEEP.

... right, where the hell was I?

Accelerated Dragon. Overall plot OK, individual scenes need plotting, maybe 1/3 written. Pull out finger and finish.

The Burning Room. Owe co-author character outlines.

Wild Honey. LORD TAKE ME NOW. Still have no idea of how to make last third work. Put in folder for later.

Strawberry Peppermint Stamp Collection. Maybe 1/2 written. Need to plot ending properly.

Co-written novel with Jon which I shall arbitrarily codename Ambitious But Rubbish. Need some proper plotting sessions.

Macquarie Uni VC's essay writing competition thing. 2000 ww due 21 July. Possibly about maternal grandfather?

Cobra-Cobra. Just a few random ideas, really. Put in folder for later.

Oh gods, all these half-arsed, half-finished projects. At this moment, I'm sick of the sight of the lot of them. *headdesk*

ETA: Forgot one - literally half a page of scribbled lines, codenamed The Travelling Preservation Society, which is a bloody awful working title.