Glimmer

In the midst of bloody chaos in Iraq, one Imam appears to be calling for peaceful protest against the US occupation in the form of a three-day strike and boycotts. (Bit confused by what he means by "fire on every traitor" though.)

Neolithic pudew

In unrelated news, the most ancient pet cat ever has been dug up in Cyprus.

Rude observation

Some of the Critters have been watching a little too much Star Trek lately.

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