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Me (arriving home): Any cats who go through this door get no dinner.
Frank: *goes out*
Me: Right then. *fills the food bowl*
Tim: *eat eat eat*

Me: *goes out*
Frank: *does the naughty walk*
Me: *carries Frank inside*
Frank: *regurgitates lengthy blades of grass on kitchen floor*

Frank: Rrrrrrrrrow!
Me: I told you - Devil Cats get no dinner!
Frank: Rrrrrrrrrrrow! Rrrrrrrrow! Rrrrrrooooww!
(Frank's dinner is of course waiting for him, but his pea brane cannot comprehend this.)
Tim: *smells of cat food*
Frank: *lightbulb goes on* *eat eat eat*

Me: Idiot.
Frank: *demands oo-mox*
Me: *dispenses same*