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Apr. 15th, 2006
A while back I stumbled across a hilarious Web site, kind of the black magic equivalent of those Charles Atlas ads. "What If There Was A Way You Could Resurrect The Most Famous, Legendary Magicians Of The Past & Make Them Spill Their Guts For You -- Teaching You EVERYTHING In Their Powerful Magic Arsenal?" No probs, just cough up fifty bucks and we'll let you look at some PDFs of Aleister Crowley books and crap.
"Fact is, men are doing it right here and now, on this very website!... Deep down you know you have a immense, mind-blowing potential. And you've been waiting so long to discover it, you probably feel ready to explode!!" I'll just bet you are. "How To Achieve Your Awaken the Serpent Through Sex (sic)... How To Perform Both "White Sex", and "Black Sex". Missus!
"Egyptian secrets taken from the infamous 'Book of the Dead'". (I hope it includes that spell for getting rid of cockroaches.)
Plus you can get a Free Vampiric Aura. Blimey!
("Magick with a 'w'," quoth Jon.)
"Fact is, men are doing it right here and now, on this very website!... Deep down you know you have a immense, mind-blowing potential. And you've been waiting so long to discover it, you probably feel ready to explode!!" I'll just bet you are. "How To Achieve Your Awaken the Serpent Through Sex (sic)... How To Perform Both "White Sex", and "Black Sex". Missus!
"Egyptian secrets taken from the infamous 'Book of the Dead'". (I hope it includes that spell for getting rid of cockroaches.)
Plus you can get a Free Vampiric Aura. Blimey!
("Magick with a 'w'," quoth Jon.)