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500 words of a prose scene replacing a dreadful dialogue scene - you know that quote in Ghastly Beyond Belief?

'You know, Diana, foodtubes are neat and easy to handle, but I would like to know why people gave up utensils and quit eating natural foods.'

'As a matter of fact, I happen to know the whole history of it,' Diana replied.

Like that. :P

ETA: 1000 words. NAP TIME

Heh.

So far, I have seen Aretha Franklin's Inauguration hat shopped onto Obama, Matt Smith, John Barrowman, and Terrifying Pertwee.