Go ugly early^H^H^H

Advice on having Safe Sex At Dragon*Con, or indeed, having sex at all. Educates while it entertains. But the reason I mention it here is that it suggests anal intercourse as a means of avoiding pregnancy, which notoriously doesn't work, and I can't leave a comment or find a contact email so I can wave my arms about and point them to countless urls on the subject.

In unrelated news, I can't help reading the * in Dragon*Con as a tiny raspberry. Dragon plpbt Con.

Superglue Earworm

On Hollywood Seven
Rooms to rent till your name goes up in lights
Oh-oh Hollywood Seven
You can dream your dreams for seven bucks a night

I wouldn't mind so much if I knew the whole song and not just the chorus! %)