Jetlag

Jetlag is like having really bad flu which has assumed the form of a hippo on a trampoline. You wake up, full of energy and cheer, ready to tackle the mess - then WHAAAMMMMPPP down she comes. *splat*

'I was thinking you were just magical, like a unicorn.'

"Jenna had been living with her boyfriend for several months when he floated his own contraceptive theory. Jenna was taking her birth control pills continuously, meaning that she was skipping the pack's built-in placebo pills in order to stop her period. At some point, her boyfriend discovered how she had managed to avoid the monthly ritual. 'I was thinking you were just magical, like a unicorn,' he told her. 'I mean, you hope one exists somewhere, but you never think you'll get to live with one... a cool chick with no period drama that has sex all month long.' He added, 'The guys thought I was making it up.' (Boyfriends could not be reached for comment for this story)."

- Rubber Barons: Why Doesn’t Your Boyfriend Know Jack About Contraception?