Kate watches Chamber of Secrets

[dreamer_easy]

"Tell me - what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"

*Harry has the grace to look embarrassed*

Clearly, Mr Weasley has been reading the fan fiction.

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*Ron disappears in massive gout of radioactive green flame*

Gosh, you wouldn't want to get *that* wrong.

*Harry perishes horribly reduced to his constituent quarks and leptons*

See?

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Harry doesn't even have a piece of sh*t, he has to envy Ron's.

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Malfoy Sr... a man in black with a Mein Kampf look. No wonder he brings all the fangirls to the yard. (Pity he blows all his cool and silky evil points by being a terminal sh*t in that first scene.)

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Ron = Meret Oppenheim!

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It's a Baiter! Use your smart bomb, Harry!

In the stands, Lucius and Severus observe Draco's progress.

Lucius: That boy is our last hope.
Severus: Well we're *(^*%^ed then aren't we.

Draco landed on his testicles. Ow.
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The end.

Severus: So, about those hair care tips...


I am inordinately pleased by the cheek-by-jowl high and pop culture references in the above.