1. He forgot. 2. Making all those male and female beasts, birds and fish wore Him out. He only had enough mojo left for a man. 3. You expect Him to think of everything? 4. He thought the guy could get by just wanking, and that way He'd save half the cost of upkeep. 5. Hot man on sheep action was the original plan. It was only after a while that God realized this wasn't going to result in any children, and he'd have to keep creating another man every 50 years or so.
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Date: 2005-11-03 03:23 am (UTC)2. Making all those male and female beasts, birds and fish wore Him out. He only had enough mojo left for a man.
3. You expect Him to think of everything?
4. He thought the guy could get by just wanking, and that way He'd save half the cost of upkeep.
5. Hot man on sheep action was the original plan. It was only after a while that God realized this wasn't going to result in any children, and he'd have to keep creating another man every 50 years or so.