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dreamer_easyI want you all to imagine JB saying "Shit!" a lot with those TEETH. (Also, "Son of a bitch! Die! Die! Die!")
Our heroes look at the sunset and proceed to a church, where they light incense sticks. Someone better informed will have to tell me if this is a Catholic thing or what. I presume they're not offering to Kuan Yin as they didn't bow - just looked all serious, like professional pallbearers. (I also presume they're not asking divine forgiveness for appearing in this turkey.)
ETA: After a scene of indescribable hilarity, involving a sinking boat, a shotgun, a baseball bat, a lot of tenor screaming and swearing, and a shark muppet, the movie gets one scene I'll pay: the actual monster they've been battling is only a baby giant prehistoric shark. An adult rocks up and eats an entire boat in one bite. That was q00l.
ETA: That is the worst come-on I have ever heard in my life! ROTFALMAO!
Our heroes look at the sunset and proceed to a church, where they light incense sticks. Someone better informed will have to tell me if this is a Catholic thing or what. I presume they're not offering to Kuan Yin as they didn't bow - just looked all serious, like professional pallbearers. (I also presume they're not asking divine forgiveness for appearing in this turkey.)
ETA: After a scene of indescribable hilarity, involving a sinking boat, a shotgun, a baseball bat, a lot of tenor screaming and swearing, and a shark muppet, the movie gets one scene I'll pay: the actual monster they've been battling is only a baby giant prehistoric shark. An adult rocks up and eats an entire boat in one bite. That was q00l.
ETA: That is the worst come-on I have ever heard in my life! ROTFALMAO!
