Cognitive Deficit Theatre

[dreamer_easy]

Letter from the Council says: last week we approved the demolition of your neighbour's house; when the time comes, you'll get a week's warning.

I read: last week, we demolished your house. HA AH AHAHA HA AHHA AHAHAHA

Also, I forgot my credit card number, which for me is like forgetting my phone number.

Comments

[outsdr.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed you can remember your credit card number. There's no way I could remember all 23 numbers of mine. I'm lucky I recognize the last four digits.

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've had this sucker since 1993, and ye gods I've bought an lot of rubbish online with it. :D

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

I'm always surprised when I realize I know my credit card number (and security code) by heart.

Then I look at how often I order pizza using the Internet.