God is not mocked...

[dreamer_easy]

... but his PR people are fair game. :-)

Check out this neatly turned out Jesus from a flyer left under our door: he wouldn't look out of place wearing a suit and tie.



Better still, here's a scene from one of the promised "Full-Costume Bible Drama", in which an exasperated Jesus appears to have gone from "Come, let us reason together" to contemplating a new storage space for his scroll.

Comments

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Is Jesus going to have to smack a bitch?

(*looks at backdrop*)

.... at the U.N.?

[wyldemusick.livejournal.com]

It's Jordan Collier from the 4400!

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Is it just me or do the two guys in the background in picture #2 look disturbingly like the women with fake beards at the stoning in Life of Brian?

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

The part of Jesus Christ will be played by James Brolin.

he wouldn't look out of place wearing a suit and tie.

It looks like he's showing off the fabric for his pinstriped executive suit in that first pic.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, my lord, I think this is the pamphlet that castaly mocked the ever-loving out of a few months ago. She didn't post pictures, though!

[antiwesley.livejournal.com]

I thought Jesus looked familiar...

[the-cockfighter.livejournal.com]

The Hillsong ads during Australian Idol are kind of fun. Its great to tally up how many times "I", "They" and "Jesus" gets mentioned.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Jesus: Whiter Than You.

[hnpcc]

*snerk* not just you.

[hnpcc]

Not than me currently. I glow in the dark. Bloody winter.

But yeah, he's not exactly looking like he's from around the Middle East. More like from the hippie commune in FNQ.

Jesus needed some extra work on the side

[caelidh.livejournal.com]

So he took up being an Ad model for papertowels and other household products!

[rj-anderson.livejournal.com]

*facedesk*

Why, why, why...?

[thegameiam.livejournal.com]

I am reminded of the scene from Avenue Q:

Princeton: Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman: Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton: Who?

Gary Coleman: Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster: But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman: No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster: No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman: No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Everyone laughs

Apparently Jesus uses a #3 beard-trimming attachment as well.

[tencrush]

Why is he cheating and written the keywords of his sermon on his hand? Or is that an invisible book he's holding.

[rob-t-firefly.livejournal.com]

Nice to see Eric Roberts still drrrrezzzzed for the occasion.

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

They should've just cast Billy Campbell. ;D

[lordshiva.livejournal.com]

Is this from a Jehovah's Witness pamphlet? Because it looks like the same guy that a well-tunred out black Jehovah's Wtiness handed to me and I said "Dude? Why are you promoting this version of JC?" It just came out of my mouth. And he said "Pardon?" and I said, "Oh nevermind, thanks but I have my own faith (in something sooo not this oy)"

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it was. However did you guess? And more to the point, who actually goes to see the Full-Costume Bible Drama who isn't already a Jehovah's Witness? They must net a few souls, or it wouldn't be worth the expense of printing up the full-colour flier...?

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*outraged LOL* The Son of God does not need to write words on his hand! *falls over*

"Blessed are the..." *sneaks a peek* "meek."

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

At least they gave him a decent tan.

[jvowles.livejournal.com]

It'd be to read, what with the stigmata and all.

"Blessed are the ....um....weak...for they shall inhabit the ear...."

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*goes to hell, goes directly to hell*

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*clocks your icon* omg Wiccan waffle!

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Isn't it a hoot? That's how it arrived from the kitchen at a local cafe a couple of weeks ago. :D