God is not mocked...

[dreamer_easy]

... but his PR people are fair game. :-)

Check out this neatly turned out Jesus from a flyer left under our door: he wouldn't look out of place wearing a suit and tie.



Better still, here's a scene from one of the promised "Full-Costume Bible Drama", in which an exasperated Jesus appears to have gone from "Come, let us reason together" to contemplating a new storage space for his scroll.

Comments

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Is Jesus going to have to smack a bitch?

(*looks at backdrop*)

.... at the U.N.?

[wyldemusick.livejournal.com]

It's Jordan Collier from the 4400!

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Is it just me or do the two guys in the background in picture #2 look disturbingly like the women with fake beards at the stoning in Life of Brian?

[hnpcc]

*snerk* not just you.

[cheesygirl.livejournal.com]

The part of Jesus Christ will be played by James Brolin.

he wouldn't look out of place wearing a suit and tie.

It looks like he's showing off the fabric for his pinstriped executive suit in that first pic.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, my lord, I think this is the pamphlet that castaly mocked the ever-loving out of a few months ago. She didn't post pictures, though!

[antiwesley.livejournal.com]

I thought Jesus looked familiar...

Jesus needed some extra work on the side

[caelidh.livejournal.com]

So he took up being an Ad model for papertowels and other household products!

[the-cockfighter.livejournal.com]

The Hillsong ads during Australian Idol are kind of fun. Its great to tally up how many times "I", "They" and "Jesus" gets mentioned.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Jesus: Whiter Than You.

[hnpcc]

Not than me currently. I glow in the dark. Bloody winter.

But yeah, he's not exactly looking like he's from around the Middle East. More like from the hippie commune in FNQ.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

At least they gave him a decent tan.

[rj-anderson.livejournal.com]

*facedesk*

Why, why, why...?

[thegameiam.livejournal.com]

I am reminded of the scene from Avenue Q:

Princeton: Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman: Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton: Who?

Gary Coleman: Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster: But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman: No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster: No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman: No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Everyone laughs

Apparently Jesus uses a #3 beard-trimming attachment as well.

[tencrush]

Why is he cheating and written the keywords of his sermon on his hand? Or is that an invisible book he's holding.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*outraged LOL* The Son of God does not need to write words on his hand! *falls over*

"Blessed are the..." *sneaks a peek* "meek."

[jvowles.livejournal.com]

It'd be to read, what with the stigmata and all.

"Blessed are the ....um....weak...for they shall inhabit the ear...."

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*goes to hell, goes directly to hell*

[rob-t-firefly.livejournal.com]

Nice to see Eric Roberts still drrrrezzzzed for the occasion.

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

They should've just cast Billy Campbell. ;D

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

*clocks your icon* omg Wiccan waffle!

[kelliem.livejournal.com]

Isn't it a hoot? That's how it arrived from the kitchen at a local cafe a couple of weeks ago. :D

[lordshiva.livejournal.com]

Is this from a Jehovah's Witness pamphlet? Because it looks like the same guy that a well-tunred out black Jehovah's Wtiness handed to me and I said "Dude? Why are you promoting this version of JC?" It just came out of my mouth. And he said "Pardon?" and I said, "Oh nevermind, thanks but I have my own faith (in something sooo not this oy)"

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it was. However did you guess? And more to the point, who actually goes to see the Full-Costume Bible Drama who isn't already a Jehovah's Witness? They must net a few souls, or it wouldn't be worth the expense of printing up the full-colour flier...?