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May. 2nd, 2008 07:47 am
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Re: piramid in your pants
Eat a strip and be like a egyptian god!

Date: 2008-05-01 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fred-god-of.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure that's quite the desired shape. Maybe the Lighthouse of Alexendria would be a bit closer.

Date: 2008-05-01 11:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] brewsternorth.livejournal.com
Eat a strip and be like a egyptian god!

Thus giving new meaning to the phrase "walk like an Egyptian".... O_o.

Date: 2008-05-02 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyldemusick.livejournal.com
lessee...could be like Osiris, and thus dead stiff. He was a bit wrapped up with things though.

Like Geb? All nice and limp.

Wasn't it Shu that was wandering around with the 24 donut holder?

Date: 2008-05-02 12:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pedanther
Being like Osiris could also mean that you don't have one at all, if I remember the story correctly.

Date: 2008-05-02 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com
*clocks your icon and dies on the spot*

Date: 2008-05-02 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyldemusick.livejournal.com
HA! Great icon. Had to read that book back in my youtherly days. That was long ago; fortunately it wasn't a long book.

Poor old Asar did indeed lose his schwanze during his rather unpleasant period after Set whacked him into bits (how many depends on which version, of course) and chucked the bits into the rushes and the waters. Eaten by a crab or a fish or a crocodile, again depending on the story. Once the remaining bits were retrieved by Asat and stuck back together by Anpu, the missing dangly bit was repolaced with either burnished mahogany, ebony, or a pecker formed of good Nile clay (yadastoryyada.) Asar was then revived, Asat did the wild ride and got knocked up with Horus (the twice-born, going around for the second time and very pissy he was, too) and Asar descended to rule the Underworld.

It's a lovely story, whichever version it is. Ignore the wooden/ebony/clay knob, the stiffly bandaged moldering flesh, and the general air of watery decay...it's a romance!

Date: 2008-05-02 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com
Ah, you're thinking of Min, of whom it was asked "Ithyphallic?" and the answer was "Yeth he ith."

Date: 2008-05-02 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wyldemusick.livejournal.com
That's right, Min, not Shu. It's been a while since I made a study of that lot...can't even remember all the names of Ra these days. Min Min Min...yes, Henry?

Always getting caught in doors, that Min. Good thing they didn't have zipper flys in those days or we'd never have heard the last of it.

Date: 2008-05-02 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ianracey.livejournal.com
So this product will allow me to bring Sutekh's gift of death to all humanity?

Date: 2008-05-02 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kateorman.livejournal.com
... as long as you bring it in your pants, yes.

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