Filth and perversion

[dreamer_easy]

For those who are that way inclined, a few recs from the Doctor Who anonymous kink meme, sizeofthatthing. (Text only, but decidedly NSFW.)

"The TARDIS is broken. In order to pay for new parts, the Doctor and his companions shoot an amateur porn movie."

"THE DOCTOR AND THE MASTER SHAG. IN COSTUME. AT A FURRY CONVENTION"

"Dear Penthouse Gallifrey..."

"The Doctor/any or all of the Three Sisters: Time, Pain and Death."

"John Smith/Martha, John's first-time sex"

Vast quantities of further naughtiness and hilarity (not to mention frequent poignancy and clever invention) are on offer. If you enjoy any of it, shame on you for making the saints cry leave a comment (anonymously, of course :-).

ETA: Have some moar: Doctor/Joan, lack of kink

Comments

[starfirefic.livejournal.com]

There was a Torchwood-related one that was running last month too at kinky_torchwoodthat had a couple of reasonably-well written responses in amongst the... other ones (errr... so I've heard? Not that I've read them, of course or gods forbid, written one of them...)

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Egad, I totally missed that! *goes to look*

[starfirefic.livejournal.com]

*heh* - I'm not entirely sure who put me onto it (it could have been a note in torchwood_three)... but yeah... there were about 630 comments there last I checked (I don't know if reasonably-dark Jack/Owen is your thing, but if so, the one I didn't write, no, no honestly, not me, is here (http://community.livejournal.com/kinky_torchwood/729.html?thread=122329#t122329))

Oh - I just noticed the header on your journal, BTW - love it! And now I have 'Walls' on my brain... "The days and nights drag into years"... Icehouse FTW!!!

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

1000000 bonus points for posting something to an anon kink meme in which someone whacks off guiltily to a nasty sexual fantasy. >:-)

[starfirefic.livejournal.com]

*loud snerk*... y'know, I never really thought of that.

Now that I do... I really am a *bad* person for actively feeling proud of myself for managing it, aren't I? Ahhhh well - so be it then

[lonely-otter.livejournal.com]

Didn't you already write the Doctor/Pain one? Several times?

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Cheeky bloody otter!

(None of those are mine, I hasten to assure you.)

[hexacontium.livejournal.com]

OMG, I should visit this journal every morning. Gets me awake very quickly.

[pbristow.livejournal.com]

Oh, the TVM one! Fabulous. =:o}

[pbristow.livejournal.com]

And Ten/Joan! Ten/Joan is so definitively *wrong* that it *must* be right, and Nos proves that it *is*! Waaaah.....! =:oO