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[dreamer_easy]

"Andrew Jackson not only discovered the Higgs Boson, but also soundly thrashed it with his cane. Three stout clerks were required to restrain the then-Senator in order to preserve the Standard Model of particle physics."
- Apocryphacts

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[kateorman.livejournal.com]

The above comment is sheer genius.

[theta-g.livejournal.com]

"In an attempt to one-up the irony inherent in Marc Summers’ O.C.D., Nick Arcade’s Phil Moore spent years of his life seeking out the one cursed mosquito on Earth whose bite can contract photosensitive epilepsy."

Contract? Confer!

Jeebus Chrysalis what kind of operation are they running over there?

...

Her name, Folasade, means honour confers a crown.

[theta-g.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I have no idea what the heck that entry is about prior to the word 'spent'