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Via my brother Andrew, a huge page full of old schlock book covers. They're alternately hilarious and depressing, given the deep sexual loathing of women expressed by some of them. Although MAKE MY BED IN HELL falls rather flat as an anti-feminist taunt.

My faves:

SIN IN SPACE: The look on the astronaut's face is priceless. And he's using protection! What a considerate guy. A whole spacesuit might be a bit excessive, though.

The poster for THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER is pinched from an image of Dark Phoenix, I swear it is.

PANDA BEAR PASSION. wtf?

LITTLE GAY GIRLS. Mr Howard, we'd like a word about your policy on gay marriage.

BLUE DEMON Y LAS SEDUCTORAS. The Devil has built a robot!

THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN. Fill in your own jokes. Let's just be grateful he's found an immense pair of undies.

ASSAULT! Check out the looks exchanged by the superman and the blonde at right. It must be love. Or possibly Darren Stevens.

OFF COLOUR BEAT DETECTIVE STORIES. Nice work ma'am!

FLYING LESBIAN. wtf again?

TUTOR FROM LESBOS. I just really like that natty chair.