David Tennant charity!

David Tennant is asking folks to help save the ACCORD hospice in his home town of Paisley - here are all the details. You can donate online via credit cards. Go to it!

ETA: Crikey, that's not the ikon I meant! Never mind, it should raise millions!

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Sorry about last night's weird posting. I'm having a setback. Mostly these days I'm in terrific shape, with the depression and anxiety well under control, but from time to time one goes through a bit of a trough - quite normal. Jon is being a brick as always, and I'm seeing my shrink on Thursday. In the meantime I intend to engage in an orgy of self-abuse. Meaning eating bubble and squeak and watching the last bit of Shark Attack III.

ETA: Further to this, I wish to assure endis_ni that I have not been keelhauled by pirates.

Shark Attack III - the thrilling conclusion

I want you all to imagine JB saying "Shit!" a lot with those TEETH. (Also, "Son of a bitch! Die! Die! Die!")

Our heroes look at the sunset and proceed to a church, where they light incense sticks. Someone better informed will have to tell me if this is a Catholic thing or what. I presume they're not offering to Kuan Yin as they didn't bow - just looked all serious, like professional pallbearers. (I also presume they're not asking divine forgiveness for appearing in this turkey.)

ETA: After a scene of indescribable hilarity, involving a sinking boat, a shotgun, a baseball bat, a lot of tenor screaming and swearing, and a shark muppet, the movie gets one scene I'll pay: the actual monster they've been battling is only a baby giant prehistoric shark. An adult rocks up and eats an entire boat in one bite. That was q00l.

ETA: That is the worst come-on I have ever heard in my life! ROTFALMAO!