Filth and perversion

For those who are that way inclined, a few recs from the Doctor Who anonymous kink meme, sizeofthatthing. (Text only, but decidedly NSFW.)

"The TARDIS is broken. In order to pay for new parts, the Doctor and his companions shoot an amateur porn movie."

"THE DOCTOR AND THE MASTER SHAG. IN COSTUME. AT A FURRY CONVENTION"

"Dear Penthouse Gallifrey..."

"The Doctor/any or all of the Three Sisters: Time, Pain and Death."

"John Smith/Martha, John's first-time sex"

Vast quantities of further naughtiness and hilarity (not to mention frequent poignancy and clever invention) are on offer. If you enjoy any of it, shame on you for making the saints cry leave a comment (anonymously, of course :-).

ETA: Have some moar: Doctor/Joan, lack of kink