*falls over*

My CPAP mask has gone funny. I keep being woken up by sudden blasts of cold air to the eye. Unsurprisingly I am so tired today I don't know up from down. Plus! My right ankle - and I am not exaggerating this - is twice the size of my left. Overdid it at the gym last night, methinks. I saw the foot surgeon last week; I may need another MRI, and possibly a couple of surgeries to fix the mess a second time. Just have to see how it goes. In other news, I've gone a bit vegan, which may explain why my weight has fallen despite the foodly excesses of the NZ trip; cutting down on eggs and cheese means removing a huge whack of saturated fat from my diet. I'm not trying to be strict about it - just exploring the alternatives, which for a foodie like me are full of interest.

Trying to stay awake

"Who created your ass, Satan? The Devil is a motherfuckin' liar. So you know I ain't worried, beeyotch!" Public Access TV: home of the incoherent rant. (I think the preacher is addressing a cheeky caller. I think the camera operator is taking the piss.)

James Marsters comments on John Barrowman's junk. "If things get too weird, and people start taking themselves too seriously, if people get too tense and start fighting with each other, he'll just drop trou... The rumours are true. I told him, 'How do you find anyone who's willing to do anything?'"

Gameboy Who

Star Wars vs Saul Bass

The US election as a D&D session. "KUCINICH: YOU GUYS I AM TOTALLY CASTING A CANTRIP".

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Finished off a small Other Writing Project and managed 500 words of Strange Flesh. Given how I feel right now, this is an epic accomplishment. Yay me.

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Have twiddled the layout again. How does it look to you? Are you seeing that annoying little band of green-blue at the top, between the top of the banner and the dark grey lj stuff? Is the wide header breaking anyone's browser?