Mildly amusing rec.arts.drwho exchange from 1994

(I preserve it here for the trivial reason that it's taken me until now to get Steve's joke. (Also because it preserves a saucy exchange between a pre-relationship Jon and myself - specifically, a chocolate saucy exchange. The condiment of choice when having the Doctor. >:)

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.drwho/browse_thread/thread/bea49a0ded3ad3ec/d05a7c7af53e14c3

The topic of discussion: "Americans have no taste".

Jen: Actually, there *is* someone you can ask about how Americans taste: Jeffrey Dahmer. :-p

Chris Heer: Yuck yuck yuck! Follow-ups to alt.drwho.tasteless. . . :)

Jon: Alt.drwho.tasteless? How can we be sure what the Doctor does or doesn't taste like?... Oh Kaaaaaaaate... :-)

Kate: Chicken.

Jon: Hmm.... chicken with chocolate sauce? You've got interesting recipes, Kate...

Steve C Liu: The real question is of course whether the Doctor is "slimy, yet satisfying".


(At the time I assumed this was from a US commercial, but thanks to Google, I now know it's from The Lion King. :)

ETA: Bonus Blumination!

ETA: The things Google turns up. "I've had a perverse fantasy of being raped by a woman, in the normal traditional manner, not sodomy, but no way would i want to be fucked by Kate Orman, she's feral." srsly (and not just defiantly or sarcastically) that's hilarious. ROTFLMAO XD