All time greatest list of names

Knick Staek
Frigde Copen
Freddi Guntair
Toors Denote
Bess Sekllet
Lian Zapack
Arire Weekwood
Girela Sevenster
Ale Funderrem
Nikola Nasberg
Haley Belle
Raye Penber

... the tragic fates of these Americans in Death Note (and Raye Penber's is terrifying, frankly) are slightly undermined by this improbable collection of monikers. You might expect to spot one or two names like this in the end credits of any movie, but surely not twelve. What were Mr and Mrs Staek thinking? Was the writer running out of ideas by the time he got to Toors Denote? Had someone left the frigde copen? Do these names make more sense in Japanese?

Your guess is as good as mine, folks. I'm just sitting here doing silly things while I wait for body and brain to adjust to the new medication regime.