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dreamer_easyThe front page headlines? The evil union conspiracy?
It was a firecracker.
"It was more of a representation of a firecracker," a federal police spokesman said. "Even if you put a cigarette lighter to it, it wouldn't have blown up."
*falls about laughing*
I feel certain Cat Stevens had something to do with this.
ETA: Speaking of whom, he's taking legal action to find out why he was deported.
It was a firecracker.
"It was more of a representation of a firecracker," a federal police spokesman said. "Even if you put a cigarette lighter to it, it wouldn't have blown up."
*falls about laughing*
I feel certain Cat Stevens had something to do with this.
ETA: Speaking of whom, he's taking legal action to find out why he was deported.
