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[dreamer_easy]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kate Orman!

1. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Kate Orman, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
2. Kate Ormanomancy is the art of telling the future with Kate Orman!
3. Pacman was originally called Kate Ormanman!
4. If you lick Kate Orman ten times, you will consume one calorie.
5. Kate Orman is incapable of sleep!
6. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Kate Orman has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
7. Scientists believe that Kate Orman began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
8. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Kate Orman.
9. Kate Orman is actually a mammal, not a fish.
10. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Kate Orman.

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Comments

[jblum.livejournal.com]

Kate Orman is incapable of sleep!

Don't I know it!

(not touching the "lick her ten times" or "enormous ball of dust and gas" ones)

[pedanther]

Sleep is for tortoises! Happy, well-rested tortoises, but nevertheless!

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Kate Ormanman sounds like the coolest game ever!

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

I would so play that.

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Every dot is another 500 words of text and every cherry and fruit is a book contract. This game could work!

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

What are the little ghosties that chase her around? And that she occasionally bites the heads off of?

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

Fanboys.

[angriest.livejournal.com]

You totally beat me to that one.

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

Apparently Paul McGann has the same effect on astronauts that I do.

[fizzixrat.livejournal.com]

And licking Kate apparently results in the same number of calories ingested as licking Colin Baker. Who knew?

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

We're both made from the same material, ie Nerf.

[fizzixrat.livejournal.com]

9. Kate Orman is actually a mammal, not a fish.

Now, this one I knew! :)

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

... well, the hair is a dead giveaway.

[gdwessel.livejournal.com]

A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Kate Orman, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.

How did he smell?

(Awful)