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Via drhoz: Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage, and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

I have yet to hear an explanation of how extending the legal protections, privileges, and responsibilities of marriage to serious, dedicated gay couples would affect my own legal protections, privileges, and responsibilities.

What's more, I'm impatient with patently false arguments that gay marriage will destroy freedom of religion or opinion and the family unit. The latter is a particularly bizarre argument: how will legitimising and supporting stable two-parent families lead to more single parent families, polygamy, etc?

If - when - gay marriage is legal, Christian churches would no more be forced to marry Adam and Steve than they would be to marry Jon and I. Teachers will not be forced to teach acceptance of homosexuality in the classroom. (See A Commentary on the Document "Six Consequences if Proposition 8 Fails", which debunks lies about the November California referendum on banning gay marriage.)

Jon and I have no children and are unlikely to have any children. If anyone is attacking our marriage, it's the opponents of gay unions who insist that the purpose of marriage is to produce offspring.

1. Great! First I'm stabbed, now I'm bleeding! Vibes, which nobody got. pwned you all!

2. I prefer the feel of a horse between my legs. Hundra - irritant01

3. You don't look good. Well, you've looked better. You didn't use to look like this. Ghostbusters - matthewwolff

4. Cattle mutilations are up. Sneakers - ianmcin

5. Aren't you dead? Star Trek II - matthewwolff

6. Laughter, gaiety, song, wenches... ooh yes, wenches! The Court Jester - irritant01

7. It's not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us. They opened their eyes and talked. The Lost Boys - qthewetsprocket

8. Dignity. Always dignity. Singin' in the Rain - irritant01

9. Oh man, this isn't happening, it only thinks it's happening. TRON - irritant01

10. They might be, oh, just masses of colour. Or they may be cloud forms, or great landscapes, or vague shadows, or geometrical objects floating in space. Fantasia - eponymous_rose

11. Well, not if they use their laser blasters and photon torpedoes. Contact. Which nobody got either. pwned you again!

12. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy? Shark Attack II: Megalodon - qthewetsprocket

Bonus!

13. Calling all cars! Calling all cars! UFO landing on Michigan Avenue! Running Scared - irritant01

14. Two dollars! Better Off Dead - doctor_k_. (I've never actually seen this movie.)

15. Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work. Bachelor Party - jadekirk

Name an oft-mocked song which you like. My choice is Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler.

Name an oft-mocked band or artist who you like. My choice is Billy Joel.

Pass it on.