Occult paraphenalia

[dreamer_easy]

Over at demonbuster.com, you can find a handy list of occult paraphernalia strikingly entitled "Search Warrant Checklist". The items I have are bolded.

Occult games (I Ching, ouija boards, tarot cards, crystal ball, fantasy role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons)
Ashes from fire pits, including fireplaces and wood stoves
Robes and detachable hoods
Gongs, drums and bells
Wooden stand for an altar, a marble slab or crosses
Chalice, goblet, cruet
Phallus (sculpture of the male sex organ)
Heavy wooden staff, sword, knives [admittedly, in the kitchen]
Small velvet pillow, scarlet in color
Bullwhip, cat o'nine tails, ligatures [what are "ligatures"?!]
Mirror
Animal mask, possibly papier mache
Black satin or velvet glove for the right hand
Large ruby ring, worn on the first finger of the right hand
Flash powder, smoke bombs
Incense
Body paint, face paint
Metal crown with four candle holders
Ferns, palms
Human or animal bones (especially skull, long bones, finger bones)
Coffin
Ritual books, black books, diaries (such as the Book of Shadows, which may be handwritten)
Medallions with satanic symbols (such as pentagrams, peace symbol, yin/yang, etc.)
Occult jewelry
Small animals in cages
Graph paper for fantasy games
Oddly shaped dice (no, really?)
Horror masks and costumes
Crystals
Small metal figurines of mythological nature
Posters of mythological beings, animals, half-animals
Nightmarish posters
Sexual, particularly sado-masochistic, posters
Posters of heavy metal and punk rock stars
Paraphernalia related to the martial arts - such as ninja costumes and throwing stars

That was a pretty poor effort. I'd have scored much higher if they'd included idols. Or if we had blood on the doorposts. (Well, it is Passover.) ETA: Jon pointed out my small, metal idol of Bast. But alas, the chalice long ago went to Vinnie's.

ETA: the Paisley pattern is also demonlicious and should be burnt rather than worn. (Under no circumstances try to combine these activities). Surprisingly, the reasons given have nothing to do with Christian Shaw.

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Well, I'm screwed. *snerk*

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

But we already knew I was going to hell, didn't we?

Occult games (I Ching, ouija boards, tarot cards, crystal ball, fantasy role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons) [Um, yeah, the 7' x 4' solid oak double book case in the living room, filled ENTIRELY WITH GAMING BOOKS? Pretty much makes the rest of the list an exercise in amusement.)
Ashes from fire pits, including fireplaces and wood stoves
Robes and detachable hoods
Gongs, drums and bells
Wooden stand for an altar, a marble slab or crosses
Chalice, goblet, cruet
Phallus (sculpture of the male sex organ)
Heavy wooden staff, sword, knives [Clearly anyone in theatre, and especially stage combat, is OF THE DEBBIL!!]
Small velvet pillow, scarlet in color
Bullwhip, cat o'nine tails, ligatures
Mirror [O_o]
Animal mask, possibly papier mache
Black satin or velvet glove for the right hand [Better check Grandma's collection...]
Large ruby ring, worn on the first finger of the right hand
Flash powder, smoke bombs
Incense
Body paint, face paint
Metal crown with four candle holders
Ferns, palms [Another strike against Grandma!]
Human or animal bones (especially skull, long bones, finger bones)
Coffin
Ritual books, black books, diaries (such as the Book of Shadows, which may be handwritten)
Medallions with satanic symbols (such as pentagrams, peace symbol, yin/yang, etc.)
Occult jewelry
Small animals in cages
Graph paper for fantasy games
Oddly shaped dice
Horror masks and costumes
Crystals
Small metal figurines of mythological nature
Posters of mythological beings, animals, half-animals
Nightmarish posters
Sexual, particularly sado-masochistic, posters
Posters of heavy metal and punk rock stars
Paraphernalia related to the martial arts - such as ninja costumes and throwing stars