Occult paraphenalia

[dreamer_easy]

Over at demonbuster.com, you can find a handy list of occult paraphernalia strikingly entitled "Search Warrant Checklist". The items I have are bolded.

Occult games (I Ching, ouija boards, tarot cards, crystal ball, fantasy role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons)
Ashes from fire pits, including fireplaces and wood stoves
Robes and detachable hoods
Gongs, drums and bells
Wooden stand for an altar, a marble slab or crosses
Chalice, goblet, cruet
Phallus (sculpture of the male sex organ)
Heavy wooden staff, sword, knives [admittedly, in the kitchen]
Small velvet pillow, scarlet in color
Bullwhip, cat o'nine tails, ligatures [what are "ligatures"?!]
Mirror
Animal mask, possibly papier mache
Black satin or velvet glove for the right hand
Large ruby ring, worn on the first finger of the right hand
Flash powder, smoke bombs
Incense
Body paint, face paint
Metal crown with four candle holders
Ferns, palms
Human or animal bones (especially skull, long bones, finger bones)
Coffin
Ritual books, black books, diaries (such as the Book of Shadows, which may be handwritten)
Medallions with satanic symbols (such as pentagrams, peace symbol, yin/yang, etc.)
Occult jewelry
Small animals in cages
Graph paper for fantasy games
Oddly shaped dice (no, really?)
Horror masks and costumes
Crystals
Small metal figurines of mythological nature
Posters of mythological beings, animals, half-animals
Nightmarish posters
Sexual, particularly sado-masochistic, posters
Posters of heavy metal and punk rock stars
Paraphernalia related to the martial arts - such as ninja costumes and throwing stars

That was a pretty poor effort. I'd have scored much higher if they'd included idols. Or if we had blood on the doorposts. (Well, it is Passover.) ETA: Jon pointed out my small, metal idol of Bast. But alas, the chalice long ago went to Vinnie's.

ETA: the Paisley pattern is also demonlicious and should be burnt rather than worn. (Under no circumstances try to combine these activities). Surprisingly, the reasons given have nothing to do with Christian Shaw.

Comments

[drhoz.livejournal.com]

whilst it's difficult to tell Fundy policy from fundy parody, I suspect this is the real thing. Even if it DOESN"T mention evil demonic Pokemon by name

[fred-god-of.livejournal.com]

This makes me sad, I know people who belive stuff like this, I'm quite sadly related to some of them and it just sucks and you can't even argue, cause it's your grandma and you have to show respect when she informs you that clinton had people in helicopters kill some other people, oh and the dinosaurs are in the congo. (both said one morning over oatmeal)