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There's no way I'm the first person to comment on the similarity between Top Gear and The Goodies.

Me vs short story DEATHMATCH

Deadline: Tuesday 20 May
Goal: 4000 words
Currently: 2300
Plot problem: solved while going to sleep last night
Coffee: one cup so far

I'm gonna finish this thing today. It's me or it.

Deathmatch update

Goal: 4000 words
Currently: 2900
Have been working for: two hours
Coffee: two cups so far, plus half a litre of Pepsi Max with lime juice

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I wanna know exactly what was going on on 1 Jul 2007 at 5:59 am.

What th - that came out of nowhere!

Remember kids, a hypo is Nature's way of saying, "Shit, fucken HYPO!!!"

Deathmatch update

Goal: 4000 words
Currently: 3500
Have been working for: about three and a half hours total
Hurdle: Thanks to the hypo, must now sleep like the dead for a bit.

Deathmatch update

Goal: 4000 words
Currently: 3900 (looks like I'll go over by a couple of hundred words, no probs)
Napped for: two hours
Coffee: on third cup (mocha, om nom nom)

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Right, draft one is complete at 4400 words. Thanks folks. Now for the sofa and DEATH.

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... who is this person who wrote 2100 words today? That's my top speed. I haven't written that fast for a decade.