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[dreamer_easy]

I went searching for anything more about that odd rabbit-and-teacher story and found a few news items. Babelfish's heroic yet lunatic effort with one of them is worth reproducing here for fans of computer-automated translation.

A sample: "The court will not clarify whether it can be real that the teacher gets heart lawns and sweats at the sight of a rabbit. Experts generally do not exclude a Hasenphobie anyhow... If the teacher thereby would be struck, she would be at least in illustrer round: The actor Jake Gyllenhaal has a bird bunch Phobie, its colleague Kylie Minogue is afraid coat-hangers and Megan Fox disgusts oneself by all kind bacteria."

Pupils are wissbegierig, also in Lower Saxony, also in Vechta. There recently a pupil told to her friends at the brothers and sisters Scholl school, a certain teacher revs up, if she sees hares or hare only hears the word. Then cry it loud and run away.

A rare attraction reaction pattern, which was to be proven: Two tea-sneeze painted a rabbit to the blackboard, the teacher saw the animal - and reacted promptly. She sued the alleged Anstifterin of the bad act for omission. The reason of the Pädagogin: She does not suffer from a hare Phobie and the persons under age wanted her with the statement, her is afraid of the symbol of the Wollust and fertility, only mobben.

27 April Hermann Pieper, judge at the district court Vechta tried to clear the mysterious case up. But being silent the plaintiff their lawyer did not sit said much there and also. Only the facts became court notorious that plaintiff deplored herself and from the main and six-form high school in ten kilometers removed Goldenstedt knew. There the teacher had seen herself already 2008 confronted once with the reproach of pronounced fear of hare - and another pupil on omission sues. With the success of a comparison: Deplored one at that time promised to never raise the reproach again the teacher did without drakonische punishment.

But the rumor thus did not let itself create from the world. On plates the country find strange stories to fruitful ground. It was getratscht and geratscht, the teacher, at the beginning of 50, always exaggerated to pupil jokes reacted and their educational luck at least four schools was tried. For the time of the process, which is to be continued on 15 June, the head master shifted his attractionable colleague for the time being to the fifth and Sechstklässlern - probably in hope, their Foppereien could be less subtle.

The court will not clarify whether it can be real that the teacher gets heart lawns and sweats at the sight of a rabbit. Experts generally do not exclude a Hasenphobie anyhow. Strong fears of dogs and spiders are well-known, in addition, hares could cause extreme fear.

If the teacher thereby would be struck, she would be at least in illustrer round: The actor Jake Gyllenhaal has a bird bunch Phobie, its colleague Kylie Minogue is afraid coat-hangers and Megan Fox disgusts oneself by all kind bacteria."

Comments

[hnpcc]

I love how when babelfish doesn't know the word it just leaves it there in the original language. Almost invariably that was the word I was trying to work out.

Mind you I'm still giggling at it translating "pinguin" as "awk". Seriously babelfish at least spell the word right if you're going to completely mistranslate it!

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Megan Fox disgusts oneself by all kind bacteria.

Truer words were never spoken. Never.

[tysolna]

*dies laughing* Oh dear... Sometimes it's really tough to try and translate it back in my head. I mean, "heart lawn"? :D

[dreamer-easy.livejournal.com]

As it turns out, my French is only marginally better than Babel Fish's. :P

Here's the original article:

http://www.fr-online.de/top_news/2667869_Hasenangst.html