The Famous Five could take Torchwood

[dreamer_easy]

So could:

Donna
The Power Pack
Yes
frankxcat
The Goodies (aka Torchwood 4, No Fixed Abode, Cricklewood)
An infant Ronnie Corbett with a balloon on a stick

Comments

[jondennis.livejournal.com]

I think removing his hands would be more effective.